Tuesday, May 19, 2009

McNuggets of Information

I had an interview with a major investment bank in New York this past week.One of their clients is McDonalds,and they asked me if i knew how many there were in the United States.Thanks to an article i read, The Battle of Hamburger Hill i was right on the mark with 12,500 locations.They could hardly believe it and were really impressed.The cost of a McDonalds franchese todoy is though the roof and unless your already made of money you might as well forget it.Resently i came across a fast food franchese that you could get for as little as $5,000 now that sounds more like but there are certain requirements and the waiting list is a mile long i can't win for tring,Im always comming across McNuggets of Information but dont seem to be able to do anything with it .

Monday, May 18, 2009

Kenya Safari

This past yaer i went on safari in Kenya.It was an awesome vacation,to make sure we weren't killed by large wild beasts,four Samburu warriors accompanied us on our two-week trip.I brought a few magazines alone to help comfort me on those long nights andas you can amagine my new Kenya friends were more than taken with the photos of the beautyful women featured in the magazine.Pretty cool,you know a little western influence never hurt anyone---well at least not this kind anyway.

Aphrodite

When it comes to Aphrodite the rules go out the window,the goddess of beauty has so many faces you practically have to put out a monthly blog just to keep up with her.To see what kind of jewerly this beautyful goddess wheres click here.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Girls on Film

Hollywood's pecking order is brutal.No matter how many sycophants you have in your posse,you're never that far from nobody status.Feel free to strut around any L.A. restaurant as if you own the place.But if some big movie star wants your table,prepare to get hustled out the back and tossed into the dumpster.When it comes to girls on film expect it to happen twice as fast.

HOW TO

Get drunk in prison,massage a woman,get your band signed,get comped in Vegas,fell a tree,and build an origami boulder.Life is tough when it comes to the how to list.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Yakyakyakophobia

I was talking to an old friend of mind yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before for the last 30 plus years he very rarely misses a day and rings my phone 3,4,sometimes 5 or more times a day its as if he needs someone to hold his hand i know he's not playing with a full deck of cards but this is driving me crazy.He does'nt know how to take no or stopping calling me so much for a responce he babbles on and on about nothing worth listen to.I beleave what he has is called yakyakyakophibia or better know as running of the mouth.He latched on to me just after high school and i have'nt been able to shake him loose,and its not for a lack of tring.Any ideas out there?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Yosemite

I'm planning a camping trip to Yosemite Park this summer i plan to be gone for about a week or so and am looking for a female companion who has the free time to take the trip with me,its the first time i will be going there so i'm really excited about it. I have'nt worked out all the details yet but will keep you posted.