You're Not A Pervert

If you have Acute Mammomania,the symtomsare uncontrollable im pulse to psychotically lock eyes on any rack that bounces back your radar.Sufferers risk prosecution and drinks in the face.The treatment is blindfolds or bodyguards.If these episodes are allowed to continue without treatment ,they can often lead to involuntary rapid testicle compression and a sock in the jaw for good measure,so remember your not a pervert.