Wishful Thinking

A wife seesa daytime talk show where they're discussing remarriage after it at length, she asks her husband later that night in bed, "Honey, if I were to die,would you remarry?" He replies,"Well,after a considerable period of grieving and maybe even therapy...we all need companionship. So I guess I would."Spurred on by her husband's response, she then asks,"If I died and you remarried,would youlet the woman live inthis house and sleep in our bed?" He replies,"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it.It seems like a waste to give it all up...so yes,i guess i would."Plus this bed is brand new.We just paid $2,000 for it! You wouldn't want me to just throw it away,would you?" Looking noticeably flustered,the wife finally asks, Would you let her ues my golf clubs?" "Oh, no---- shes left-handed."