Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Santa Maria
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 Children. One day her husband dies. A year later she remarries and goes on to have 22 more kids. After the last one is born, her second husband croaks. A month later Mariadies as well. At her wake the priest looks tenderly at Maria in her coffin, looks up to the heaven,and says,"Finally,they're together." A man standing next to the priest asks,"Excuse me,Father,but do you mean Maria and her first husband or Maria and her second husband?" The priest grimaces and answers,"I mean her legs."
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