Slow on the Draw

A cowboy is walking down the street wearing nothing but his hat and boots. The sheriff stops him and ask,"Why the hell are you walking around naked?" The cowboy replies,"Well,I was in a bar,and this pretty li'l redhead asks me to go to a hotel with her, so i did. We get there, and she asks me to pull off my shirt, so i did. Then she asks me to pull off my pants and my shorts, so i did." The country boy spits out some terbacky juice and continues, Then she gets on the bed and says, Now go to town ,cowboy. So here i am." What a bonehead.