Thursday, October 1, 2009


I have always loved to see the different ways that perfume for women is presented. One of my favorite memories of going to my grandparent's house was to see all of the perfume bottles that Grandma had. They don't package them like that much anymore... But, perfumers do still use pretty bottles to package their perfume for women. I was shopping online the other day when I came across a perfume called Angel, and the bottle is in the shape of a star. Other perfumers package their scents in bottles characteristic of the name of the perfume. For example, Bijan has a perfume called DNA, and the bottle has been shaped similarly to a DNA strand. If I wanted to give my mom a flower and perfume at the same time, Kenzo Flower perfume has a curved bottle with a flower printed on the outside of the glass. It's really pretty, actually. Perfume for women still comes in pretty packages or bottles, even if those bottles don't remind me of the old ones I used to love admiring. I guess I'll have to ask Grandma for her collection some day.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Slow on the Draw

A cowboy is walking down the street wearing nothing but his hat and boots. The sheriff stops him and ask,"Why the hell are you walking around naked?" The cowboy replies,"Well,I was in a bar,and this pretty li'l redhead asks me to go to a hotel with her, so i did. We get there, and she asks me to pull off my shirt, so i did. Then she asks me to pull off my pants and my shorts, so i did." The country boy spits out some terbacky juice and continues, Then she gets on the bed and says, Now go to town ,cowboy. So here i am." What a bonehead.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

A Failure to Communicate

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker are sitting in a restaurant in London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but the steak on the menu is not available, as there's a shortage." The Texan asks," Whats a shortage?" The Russian asks,"Whats a steak?" The New Yorker asks," What the hell does excuse me mean?"

Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Indian Winter

Its October,and an Indian chief thinks its going to be a cold winter. So he instructs his tribe to collect wood. To double-check his prediction, the chief calls the National Weather Service and asks a meteorologist if the winter is going to be a cold one. The man responds,"According to our indicators, we think it might." So the chief tells his people to find extra wood, just in case. A week later he calls the National Weather Service again, and they confirm that a harsh winter is headed their way. The chief orders all his people to scavenge every scrap of wood they can. Two weeks later he calls the National Waether Service again and asks,"Are you absolutely sure this winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutelt," the man replies."The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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Santa Maria

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 Children. One day her husband dies. A year later she remarries and goes on to have 22 more kids. After the last one is born, her second husband croaks. A month later Mariadies as well. At her wake the priest looks tenderly at Maria in her coffin, looks up to the heaven,and says,"Finally,they're together." A man standing next to the priest asks,"Excuse me,Father,but do you mean Maria and her first husband or Maria and her second husband?" The priest grimaces and answers,"I mean her legs."

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Swimwear Fashions
















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Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Look Back In Time

On Aug.5,1769 Spanish Capt.Gaspar de Portola and his expedition became the first Europeans to enter the San Fernando Valley. They camp at a Tongva settlement beneath the oaks of what is today Encino, California. On March25,1869 french sheep breeder Eugene Garnier buys Rancho Los Encinos. On july2,1869 Pio Pico sells his share of Valley land to Isaac lankershim,who led Levi Strauss and other German Jewish investors to buy the south Valley for $2.00 an acre.On sep t.20,1889 Miguel Leonis,the tyrant of calabasas dies during a drunken spill from a wagon in Cahuenga Pass,setting off a bitter land dispute involving a common-law wife that would ultimately be settled in the state Supreme Court. On Sept.24,1909 A syndicate run by Harry Chandler son-in-law of Gen. Harrison Gray Otis, (publisher of the L.A. times) buys the Lankershim land from Isaac Van Nuys, with ambitious plans for new towns. On March15,1919 Tarzan author Edgar Rice Burroughs moves to a 550-acre estate west of Encino and names it Tarzana Ranch. On March29,1929 The RKO studio ranch opens on 110 acres of farmland in Encino. On May12,1929 Pickwick Airways begins service between San Francisco and Grand Central Airport Glendale. On July1,1929 Community of Zelzah changes its name to North Los Angeles. It later becomes Northridge where i live. On July29,1929 Groundbreaking at United Airport, Forerunner to Burbank Airport. On July12,1949 A Standard Airlines C-46 crashes near Chatsworth, killing 35. Fourteen survive, including Judy garland's" Wizard of Oz " stand-in. In 1959 a Valley section of the Golden State Freeway opens at Alameda Avenue in Burbank. Also a partial reactor meltdown at the santa Susana Field Lab near Chatsworth releases radiation into the air.The incident remains secret for three decades. On July22,1959 Grand Central Airport in Glendale closes. On Sept.16,1959 Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev visits Los Angeles. He gives a tour of a new subdivision in Granada Hills but never leaves his car. On Dec.2,1959 Jack" The Enforcer" Whalen, a well-known bookie,is fatally shot at Rondelli's on Ventura Boulevard. Gangster Mickey Cohen was later acquitted of murder. In 1969 valley college instructor Deena is fired after reading her sexually explicit poem,:Jehovah's Child," to her students. She's reinstated by the Supreme Court. On June20,1969 Newport '69, a three-day rock festival, opens at Devonshire Downs in Northridge. On Aug.9,1969 Charles Manson and his "family," living at Spahn Ranch near Chatsworth murder pregnant actress Sharon Tate and four others. The next night, Manson leads an outing that ends in the murders of Leno and Rosemary LaBianco. In 1989 Burbanks Lawrence Engineering & Supply pleads guilty to selling substandard parts for the space shuttle, nuclear missiles and United Airlines planes; agrees to pay $625,000 in fines and restitution. In 1999 Sherman Oaks Galleria, the inspiration for the Valley Girl phenomenon closes as a full-service shopping mall. On April15,1999 A UCLA health study finds higher-then-normal incidences of lung and other cancers among people living around the Rocketdynne's Santa Susana Field Lab. On Aug.10,1999 Buford O. Furroe Jr. shoots and wounds three children, a teenager and a 68-year-old receptionist at the Jewish Community Center in Granada Hills.He then guns down Filipino American mailmam Joseph Lleto on a Chatsworth street. And thats a small look back in time on the 9's in Southern California in the great Unitied States.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Kenneth Cole Makes Perfume For Women

I have a small collection of Kenneth Cole shoes and absolutely love them. They are high quality, well made shoes, and I just learned that Kenneth Cole also makes a perfume for women called Kenneth Cole Perfume. I am ordering it. Unlike the shoes, it is priced within my budget. Kenneth Cole shoes are so expensive but this perfume is moderately priced. The description of it sounds like I would like it. The scent of this perfume for women is a combination of fruity smells and spices along with a whiff of leather. It sounds like an interesting perfume for women, so I look forward to getting it and trying it out. I found it online and did some research on forums and blogs, and the users of this perfume for women all seem to like it. It's not a big investment on my part, so I feel good about ordering it online where I will get a decent discount. Shopping online is my favorite way to buy things, because of the convenience and the good prices

Men's Cologne For The Working Man

I believe a men's cologne is the signature of the user.
My husband works out in the heat of the Arizona sun. He does not let the nature of his work reflect in his clothing or upkeep. Every morning, though he is dressed in jeans, his appearance is fresh and crisp. He usually chooses a button down shirt. When my husband kisses me good-bye I taste a clean mouth and smell his men's cologne.
My father worked in an office. He too, took great care in his appearance. I remember my Dad would polish his work shoes the old fashioned way, with the tin of polish and a brush to buff them and make 'em shine. As a little girl I would enjoy watching the process and spending time with my father. A big part of my memory includes his men's cologne. To this day when I smell that scent I smile and think fondly of my Dad.
My brother is an accountant. There are times when he meets with a particular client that he must put on a full suit and tie. I must say he cleans up well and makes a suit look pretty darn good. The subtle aroma of his men's cologne is the finishing touch

Discount Perfume Is A wise Choice

I prefer to think of myself as a wise shopper! I am not fooled easily when it comes to a bargain. There are some things you can buy at a discount price and get just as good a quality as the more expensive prices and discount perfume is just one of them! I figure if I can save a few bucks by purchasing a discount perfume gift, then why not? I'm watching my money, but I... Read More

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Wishful Thinking

A wife seesa daytime talk show where they're discussing remarriage after it at length, she asks her husband later that night in bed, "Honey, if I were to die,would you remarry?" He replies,"Well,after a considerable period of grieving and maybe even therapy...we all need companionship. So I guess I would."Spurred on by her husband's response, she then asks,"If I died and you remarried,would youlet the woman live inthis house and sleep in our bed?" He replies,"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it.It seems like a waste to give it all up...so yes,i guess i would."Plus this bed is brand new.We just paid $2,000 for it! You wouldn't want me to just throw it away,would you?" Looking noticeably flustered,the wife finally asks, Would you let her ues my golf clubs?" "Oh, no---- shes left-handed."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Fashion To Fashions

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

McNuggets of Information

I had an interview with a major investment bank in New York this past week.One of their clients is McDonalds,and they asked me if i knew how many there were in the United States.Thanks to an article i read, The Battle of Hamburger Hill i was right on the mark with 12,500 locations.They could hardly believe it and were really impressed.The cost of a McDonalds franchese todoy is though the roof and unless your already made of money you might as well forget it.Resently i came across a fast food franchese that you could get for as little as $5,000 now that sounds more like but there are certain requirements and the waiting list is a mile long i can't win for tring,Im always comming across McNuggets of Information but dont seem to be able to do anything with it .

Monday, May 18, 2009

Kenya Safari

This past yaer i went on safari in Kenya.It was an awesome vacation,to make sure we weren't killed by large wild beasts,four Samburu warriors accompanied us on our two-week trip.I brought a few magazines alone to help comfort me on those long nights andas you can amagine my new Kenya friends were more than taken with the photos of the beautyful women featured in the magazine.Pretty cool,you know a little western influence never hurt anyone---well at least not this kind anyway.

Aphrodite

When it comes to Aphrodite the rules go out the window,the goddess of beauty has so many faces you practically have to put out a monthly blog just to keep up with her.To see what kind of jewerly this beautyful goddess wheres click here.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Girls on Film

Hollywood's pecking order is brutal.No matter how many sycophants you have in your posse,you're never that far from nobody status.Feel free to strut around any L.A. restaurant as if you own the place.But if some big movie star wants your table,prepare to get hustled out the back and tossed into the dumpster.When it comes to girls on film expect it to happen twice as fast.

HOW TO

Get drunk in prison,massage a woman,get your band signed,get comped in Vegas,fell a tree,and build an origami boulder.Life is tough when it comes to the how to list.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Yakyakyakophobia

I was talking to an old friend of mind yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before for the last 30 plus years he very rarely misses a day and rings my phone 3,4,sometimes 5 or more times a day its as if he needs someone to hold his hand i know he's not playing with a full deck of cards but this is driving me crazy.He does'nt know how to take no or stopping calling me so much for a responce he babbles on and on about nothing worth listen to.I beleave what he has is called yakyakyakophibia or better know as running of the mouth.He latched on to me just after high school and i have'nt been able to shake him loose,and its not for a lack of tring.Any ideas out there?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Yosemite

I'm planning a camping trip to Yosemite Park this summer i plan to be gone for about a week or so and am looking for a female companion who has the free time to take the trip with me,its the first time i will be going there so i'm really excited about it. I have'nt worked out all the details yet but will keep you posted.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Remote Freak

Im not a remote freak,i only suffer from acute loathing of the Lifetime network and about a dozen other cable channels,this condition has resulted in simi-permanent fear of marital condition and advanced Oprahphobia.If inadvertent exposure to offending programming occurs,i schedule an emergency Girls Gone Wild marathon with at least three other remote freaks by my side.

Im A Big Fat Hog

My symptoms are steadily increasing diffculty in securing one's trousers without an elaborate pulley system and three roadies.In extreme cases i begin smelling like a burger to those around me.The only treatment i've found is to drink plenty of fluids preferably beer.Im really not a big fat hog,i suffer from lardophilia.

Eyes Wide Open

Im stressed,i can't sleep,for the rest of my life.One morning i woke up and stayed up.One wide-awake night became two,two became six.Soonmy blood pressure and pulse elevated from the lack of sleep.I began overheating due to the spikes in pressure,even in chilly rooms,i'd find myself dripping sweat.Months passed,my eyes began tearing and would'nt stop.I was lucky to dose an hour at night.I lost control of my muscles,and walking became impossible,as did coherent speech.A year later i could no longer breathe on my own.I was on a aspirator,suffering dementia,and finally bedridden.Then one day with my eyes wide open i snapped out of it and was completely recovered.

You're Not A Pervert

If you have Acute Mammomania,the symtomsare uncontrollable im pulse to psychotically lock eyes on any rack that bounces back your radar.Sufferers risk prosecution and drinks in the face.The treatment is blindfolds or bodyguards.If these episodes are allowed to continue without treatment ,they can often lead to involuntary rapid testicle compression and a sock in the jaw for good measure,so remember your not a pervert.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Dangerous Minds


More people relate to Joe Millionaire than Joe Mon tana.Baretta's in the big house.And your prozac script is running out.Seems like the world's gone crazy.Well,here are the eight more things to worry about .The following severe mental disorders don't just drive you nuts;they make your every moment a living nightmare.These brain-shredding diseases make you want to--or have to--claw out yourown eyes or hump things in body bags.Thats why i use Givenchy its very irresistible.For all you Dangerous Minds out there who want to smell your best click here.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Davidoff-Cool Water


We pretended not to notice their anti-American rabble-rousing.We didn't interfere when they committed one cultural atrocity after another. We turned the other check as they built up weapons of mass destruction. The country that hones her nukes by destroying Pacific islands.the nation that stuffs our ports with rancid cheese but rallies to keep American movies out of her precious cinema.Who unties France from the tree and helps her find her panties every time the Germans are done with her?Davidoff??with Cool Water perhaps we really don't know but for more on Davidoff click here.

Shania Twain




Country music has a long,proud history of achingly beautiful female voices:Connie Francis,Tanya Tucker,Loretta Lynn,John Denver...the list goes on and on.But those beautiful voices come in all kinds of containers,from coal miners daughters to mother-daughter tag teams to freakishly busty theme-park owners.Every once in a blue moon, however, the songbird voice emerges from a true drop-dead gorgeous beauty.Which brings us to the reigning queen of country,Shania Twain the jewelry that this drop-dead gorgeous beauty where is second to none.To see a wide varity of jewelry click here.

Giuliana DePandi


It takes more than a dazzling smile and a DNA link to Joan Rivers to make it as an E! news personality.Just ask Giuliana DePandi,who's been training for desk duty almost since birth.As a little girl she learned english by watching the news after her family moved here from Italy.The jewelry she must where is as dazzling as she is to see some dazzling jewelry click here.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Charlie's Anime Fashions


They've drop-kicked villains,waltzed through high-security systems,and shaken their asses on Soul Train--but,in true diva fashion,they're far more satisfied.what does Charlie do when his Angels want to take it to the next level?He looks for new fashions at fashiontofashions.com .When you see that montage of previous adventures in the animated adventures you'll be like, Oh so that's why Alex was jumping off a bridge in a French maid outfit.Its time to bring back Charlie's Angels with new girls and some new fashions,to see more click here.

Tourquoise Stands The Test Of Time


Thousands of years ago,cities used to look remarkably like forests,with trees and rocks where peep shows and housing projects currently stand.French artiste Chayan Khoi's Return to the Jungle depicts what he calls "nature taking revenge."But how closelydoes this vision reflect what would really happen?Even if cities all across the globe went the way of the dinosaurs Tourquoise and other presious stones would stand the test of time.To see these presious stones click here. Within 100 days animals would swarm out and take over city after city.They're waiting right now.Not long after the animal menace assumed power,hawks and osprey would flock to the empty buildings,whose less sunny north sides would grow moss,rot,and eventually collapse.Meanwhile,ginkgo and privet trees would break through the pavement,joining escapee houseplants to make the streets green with something other than caca.But the most fertile soil would be provided by the billions of people that dropped where they stood around the world.Imagine,undigested watermelon seeds growing vines out of bodies.Now you understand why we must crush nature first! But look on the bright side there will always be Touruoise and other presious stones.You can see some at fashiontofashions.com

Frenchies rioting over necklaces


American flags burning from Bali to Brazil.North Korean scientists busily spooning plutonium into nose cones.I don't want to be out of line here,but where the frack is X-man ?Can't you just picture him behind velvet ropes of a balls-out party at the Fortress of Babe-i-tude with necklaces hanging from the chandelers,surrounded by Hollywood pals and Icelandic chicks in fur bikinis,lifting his steely jaw from between the biggest boobs at the party he says i want more.Superheros aren't always reliable,they're notoriously reluctant,begrudgingly leaping into action only when the straits get dire.If it was'nt for Vivtor taunting Logan in X-man Origins they would probable be sitting around all day listening to Led Zeppilin.To see what kind of necklaces and jewelry they where click here.Villans creat heros by drawing them out through superlative unignorable acts of evil.And therein lies the problem : In the real world,bank robbers generally don't pull off The ltalian Job heists; they get their ski masks caught in the revoling door and spill the money all over the lobby.For more info on these fashions visit fashiontofashions.com

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Brooches at Griffith Observatory







I went to the griffith Observatory today for the first time in many many years the remodel is fantastic and theres lots more to see they have this wall of jewelry with what looks like lots and lots of brooches, brooches of all colors and sizes it was very impressive to see,i went with a club that i belong to The Ford Valley V-8s club, 19 members drove early fords and everyone got to park next to each other right up in front becaues it was pre arranged and roped off for us it was quite a site and the cars got alot of attention.I'm still looking for my early ford i'm leaning toward a 1931 model A convertable.For more information on this and other products click here.

Where can i find wholesale watches

I went to a jewelry store the other day looking for wholesale watches the salesman said we don't sell wholesale watches,why don't you try looking downtown for wholesale watches i said thats a good idea thanks and off i went.When i got downtown i had no idea where to start looking for wholesale watches,so i started asking people, do you know where i can find wholesale watches,with no luck at all i finally came across a jewelry store so went in and asked do you sell wholesale watches and the salesman said no i don't sell wholesale watches but you can find what your looking for at the downtown wholesale jewelry mart i thanked him and went on my way.For more information on this product click here.